If I were in a 90s sitcom
  1. "I have to pee"
  2. "I can't do this right now"
  3. "My hands are cold"
  4. "Wait for me!"
    I am always somehow straggling behind
  5. "I tripped in front of people today"
  6. "That was awkward"
  7. "[insert name of offender] is the WORST"
  8. "Goodbye sir!!! You are excused!!!!"
    This is said to males and females alike bc #equality