HOW TO GET YOUR 14 YEAR OLD TO CALL YOU "ANNOYING" 7 TIMES IN 10 MINUTES
- •Park 11 feet from where she is looking"Why didn't you TELL me? Omg this is so embarrassing did you even shower I texted you like 3 times you're so annoying."
- •Have the dog in the car"She is SO ANNOYING can you get her groomed omg she's shedding GET IN THE BACK!"
- •Ask how her day was**dont make eye contact and try not to sound cheerful. "Could you STOP annoying me I was at school all day ok!?"
- •Leave 4 feet of space between your car and the car in front of you at a red light."Pull up! You're annoying people behind you and you're not the only one on the road this is so annoying I can't wait until I can drive I hope I don't get this car I hate red cars"
- •Breathe annoyingly because you feel like it."why are you so ANNOYING I know you're doing this on purpose turn on the music not 80s because you're annoying when you sing."