1. I'm open and guileless and I like you, but everyone knows not to fuck w me because I'm open about that too.
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  2. My toes are prehensile and I know I could live without hands.
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  3. I've done/seen/watched/run from some pretty weird things/people/moments and hey man it's all good.
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  4. I never sign up for stuff because I hate doing shit that other people want done, and I like that I just made that decision one day and it stuck.
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  5. Nobody has ever died on my watch.
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  6. ❤️