MY TOP 3 OWN PERSONAL HELLS, UNRANKED

You only know if you've been🔥👺
  1. It's 3:30 and I'm at work and it's hot and smells like burnt Orville Redenbacher and the walls are ochre and the light is a buzzy fluorescent and my skirt is too tight and I'm sitting in a division meeting and I need to pee.
    🔥Ad infinitum🔥
  2. I'm at a party with a few people and someone I don't know starts reading poetry out loud and then the rest of the group all knows the poem by heart so they go around the room joining in and it's always right about to be my turn and I'm flipping out because this is not my thing and my mouth is dry. And I have to pee.
    🔥Ad infinitum🔥
  3. I'm snowed in with a group of 7 massively coked up frat kids and one of them is naked and there's no power and someone has a ferret and I only know one person here and a crazy dude is playing Zenyatta Mondatta on a guitar nonstop and I need to pee.
    🔥Ad infinitum🔥