Inspired by @ameliaseptember and @drugs
  1. My parents knew a girl named Betty Claire, and she was the nicest girl they knew.
    I ain't no Betty and I ain't nice, so I'm Claire.
  2. My middle name is a family name, Devereaux.
    Idk her
  3. At HS graduation, the principal called me "Claire Devorax."
  4. My college ID could only fit "Claire Deve," so since it was the 80s everyone called me Claire Devo.
  5. A friend liked to say "Claire Devrux."
  6. Claire Devrux quickly became Claire Deluxe because I am luxurious, opulent, sumptuous and of superior quality.
  7. And now you know.