THE FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK (AKA I NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING)

Inspired by @marginally_amazing and those before
  1. My friend Susie (see THE MATCH CLUB® - FOR JUNIOR PYROMANIACS 🔥🙋🏼), my boypal Kirk, and his friend with a license, Tony, decided to hang out.
  2. I drank all of this
  3. After dark, at this place
  4. I puked in Tony's car, which was this
  5. Then passed out
  6. They weren't sure what to do so they left me here
  7. I was found by these guys
  8. I did this kind of thing to them
  9. They put me on the floor here
  10. Parents were contacted
  11. I woke up in my bed
  12. My parents made me go to church and take communion
  13. I vomited at Sunday School
    No such gif
  14. I was grounded and didn't get to go to the Molly Hatchet concert, or live my life
  15. All my friends lied and I didn't know the true story of what happened until I was 28.