Inspired by all you lovelies
  1. I'm the mom
    "Your mom is kinda inappropriate"
  2. I'm the daughter
    "Your daughter is suspended for 5 days and has lost parking privileges."
  3. I'm the wife
    "That's your wife?"
  4. I'm the sister
    "Your sister scares me."
  5. I'm the friend
    "Is your friend ok?"
  6. I'm the neighbor