THINGS IVE OVERHEARD RECENTLY
sometimes i pretend to listen to have music playing in my headphones but instead im really just eavesdropping
- •AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHi dont even know what this kid was screaming at
- •youre a dildo id call you a dick but youre too thickheard at the bus stop
- •oh is it a laxitive?some sophmore girl trying to be bffs with the starbucks barista
- •let me finish my terrible rabbit storya group of college people gathered to grade papers and this girl was quite determined to share
- •its the british word for vagina?????
- •thats a white people saladit was just a salad
- •those are some lovely circlesa kid sat next to me in my french class about the womans nipples in this african culture animation movie we were watching
- •kevin, i dont think you were actually that high
- •believe it or not i got this from justice"and it has no sequin on it" - an 8 year old girl wearing uggs and holding a starbucks in one hand and an iphone 6 in the other
- •very very yikessome old guy at the line in a boba place
- •bitch u want lettuce or meatthis kid in my science class for whatever reason??
- •would you like marginal cost with that?just ap econ things
- •a mexican gallbladder removalI HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTEXT FOR THIS
- •that would be the most expensive murder everthis one haunts me... are they being murdered with diamonds? gold? who can ever know?
- •you made me basic without my consent