Things you did as a child that you still do as an adult
If you swear you don't do any of these things, you're lying.
- •Pick your nose when you're alone.Digging for gold has no age limits
- •Examine your poop before you flush the toiletYou're just getting to know what's inside you.
- •Smelling your own farts."Everyone loves their own brand." - Fat Bastard
- •Turn off the lights at bed time, then sprint to your bed before the monsters get you.I've seen The Ring, and I am not playing with that shit.
- •Peeing in the showerAll rivers lead to the golden ocean
- •Bite your finger nailsI'm just using what God gave me.
- •Watch cartoonsAnyone who tells me Ren and Stimpy was meant for children is a sick, sick person.
- •Play with all the furniture at IKEA"I'm a big girl now"
- •Don't step on the cracks.Or you'll break your mother's back.
- •Sleep with a teddy bearI may be married, but Pinky is my OG ride or die bitch.