100% REAL THINGS THAT ARE WRONG WITH ME

  1. Comedic impotence
    I can get it up just fine, but not under this kind of pressure
  2. Psychosomatic dysfunction
  3. Cheese induced coma
  4. Constantly on tranquilizers
    Despite a lack of chemical evidence this is still a 100% true fact
  5. Softness dependency
  6. Day terrors
    Just scared of everything. All things bring me fear.