Reasons I Would Make a Great Cop

  1. I know how to make an entrance
  2. I'm no narc
  3. Would love the free drugs
  4. I'm already naturally off putting
  5. Great fighter
  6. Loves donuts
  7. I once drank an entire pot of coffee by myself
  8. I love feeling superior
  9. Intimidation
  10. Love hunches