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Jam/jelly/preserve... You know what I mean. Don't be that guy.
- •Feeling like a truck driving under a low bridge when you walk under hanging decorations.Am I gunna hit it? I'm gunna hit it. Maybe I'll fit. *hits it*
- •Smacking your head as you duck into a car
- •People comment on your height like its something you never knew before
While the relationship didn't workout, at least I still have these
- •Wearing jeans that made my butt look good
- •Eggs in a basketCut a hole in bread, cook the egg inside
- •Making your bed everyday is life changing
- •PB&J is better toasted