TALL GIRL PROBLEMS

  1. Feeling like a truck driving under a low bridge when you walk under hanging decorations.
    Am I gunna hit it? I'm gunna hit it. Maybe I'll fit. *hits it*
  2. Smacking your head as you duck into a car
  3. People comment on your height like its something you never knew before
  4. Wanting to punch every short girl who demands her boyfriend be over 6'
    Tell guys tend to be the biggest jerks. It's a fact.
  5. When you're younger and don't actually realize you're tall until some punk in 5th grade torments you by calling you the Jolly Green Giant