Speaking Mistakes That Piss Me Off

Typical angry grammar list
  1. "I could care less."
    NO, YOU COULDN'T. YOU COULD NOT CARE LESS. IF YOU "could care less", THAT WOULD MEAN IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO CARE EVEN LESS THAN YOU DO, AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
  2. "Liberry."
    IT'S a fucking LIIIIIBRARYYYYY. LIBRARY. RARY. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK RARE-Y. LI-BRAR-Y
  3. "Versing"
    "We're versing that team later." "The Panthers are versing the Broncos." WTF ARE U SAYING. ARE THEY WRITING POETRY FOR ONE ANOTHER LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY """VERSING"""?? Boooyyyyyy, I don't think this one is ever going away, either. You could just say "We're playing so-and-so." There's so many better ways to say it. 😓
  4. "I would of ________ed"
    I would HAVE ______ed
  5. "It was on accident!"
    BY accident honey bunches
  6. "We gonna ______"
    *We're gonna or *we are gonna like please if you say "we're" the "'re" is pronounced in the same fucking syllable it's not even like its a long thing to say it's the same goddamn length what are you people doing
  7. "I have a scratch" "I can't itch my back, could you get it for me?"
    You have an ITCH you cannot SCRATCH
  8. People piss me off