1. Please get accent lessons from a true Southerner.
  2. Maybe non-Southerners can't tell the difference.
  3. But we Southerners can.
  4. It sounds fake.
  5. We can tell who is actually native and who isn't.
  6. So please hire an actual Southern accent coach.
  7. Sincerely, Me
  8. Note: I wrote this list while watching House of Cards and Kevin Spacey's accent is horrendous. It would be better if he just went without one.