HIERARCHY OF CANNED PASTA

  1. At the top of the food chain.
    Literally the best. But only WITH meatballs.
  2. For when ABCs and 123s aren't available.
  3. A far inferior Campbell's brand (Chef Boyardee is the best) but still better than the abominations that are the next 3...
  4. Only if you are faced with the choice of this or death.
  5. A sacrilegious version of Spaghetti and Meatballs.
  6. The anti-Christ