HIERARCHY OF CANNED PASTA
- •At the top of the food chain.Literally the best. But only WITH meatballs.
- •For when ABCs and 123s aren't available.
- •A far inferior Campbell's brand (Chef Boyardee is the best) but still better than the abominations that are the next 3...
- •Only if you are faced with the choice of this or death.
- •A sacrilegious version of Spaghetti and Meatballs.
- •The anti-Christ