HOW TO PICK THE BEST NCAA BRACKET OF ALL TIME

This is how I pick every year. Because I couldn't care less about college basketball.
  1. Pick the team with the cutest mascot in that matchup.
  2. Pick the team with the better colors in that matchup.
  3. Pick the team with the better city in that matchup.
  4. If all else fails, I do a mascot war.
    If a cougar fought a hawk, which animal would win? Or if a miner fought a bear, who would win? Question: did the miner have a gun?