Requested by Jill

Metaphors and Similes for the Carolina heat

  1. Hot as hell
    Self-explanatory
  2. The mouth of a jungle
  3. Hotter than Satan's butt crack
    A popular one with @luchag
  4. Like the inside of someone's mouth
  5. Like opening the oven while baking something and sticking your face in
  6. Being trapped in a tiny bathroom with no windows and a hot shower running continuously
  7. Hot as balls in a cup for a week
  8. Hotter than swamp ass in polyester pants