MY HUSBAND IS HAVING A DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS NIGHT WITH FRIENDS
This is what I've overheard so far... (from him and/or his friends)
- •That's just like a broke ass goblin to steal that shit.
- •Person 1: Can you not just straight up heal me now?Person 2: I only have a few healing spells.
- •You can fish and maybe sell it in town to the townspeople.
- •Muffin, set the trap!Roll D20.
- •Elves don't need to sleep...they meditate deeply.
- •Person 1: We're gonna sleep for 8 hours so I can recover my spell.Person 2: Muffin is getting a little saucy, isn't she?
- •You come across a goblin who was watching you overnight.
- •I'm a level 15 wizard!
- •Why would there not be fine sand on the bank and a rose petal in the woods?Good question.