SAVAGE AF

  1. Ignoring evacuation warnings
  2. Coloring with markers instead of crayons
  3. Instant mashed potatoes instead of homemade
  4. Eating cold pizza straight from the fridge
  5. Wearing leggings to a professional office job
  6. Banana flavor instead of real banana
  7. Taking more than the recommended dose of NyQuil
  8. Changing your mom's EHarmony password on purpose