1. Ignoring evacuation warnings
  2. Coloring with markers instead of crayons
  3. Instant mashed potatoes instead of homemade
  4. Eating cold pizza straight from the fridge
  5. Wearing leggings to a professional office job
  6. Banana flavor instead of real banana
  7. Taking more than the recommended dose of NyQuil
  8. Changing your mom's EHarmony password on purpose