1. Floss.
  2. Drink coffee.
  3. Have anything other than the free life insurance.
  4. Eat seafood.
  5. Drink beer.
  6. Change my sheets more often.
  7. Eliminate sugar from my diet.
  8. Question things.
  9. Have my own stand up comedy show.
  10. Work.
    Suggested by @luchag
  11. Eff you @luchag
  12. Patiently wait for people discover my list gems.