1. Salt shaker sidewalk
    Tried to melt the ice off a sidewalk by using table salt from the kitchen salt shaker.
  2. Dead bush
    Sprayed my dad's bush with the garden hose the night before it snowed so it would be totally encased in ice and make a pretty picture. It died.
  3. Snow boots
    My rain boots (which are also my snow boots) had a hole in them so I tried to patch with electrical tape. This did not hold up in the wet snow. Then I tried duct tape and it froze solid. And broke the boots.
  4. Furry hood
    I wore a jacket with fur around the hood out while it was snowing/sleeting and the fur became encased in ice. I flung the hood on my head and it scratched my face and made it bleed.