THINGS I OVERHEAR MY HUSBAND SAY WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES VOL. 3

  1. I think my regular body shots are around 60,000 or so.
  2. Yeah she's been watching a RuPaul's Drag Race marathon all day.
    He was talking about me. For whatever reason. Also the shade implied with "marathon all day". I'll cut him. 🔪
  3. I bet you'll never guess what color my coat is.
  4. Quick release, my ass.
  5. You definitely want something to cover your fingers.
  6. [After I hear a pre-pubescent male's voice talking to my husband] "um are you playing video games with children? Is that allowed? Feels illegal."
    His response: it's fine. He's kicking my butt anyway.
  7. Extraction? Yes!
  8. [Whispering] Geez. [Then yelling] Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!