THINGS I OVERHEAR MY HUSBAND SAY WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES VOL. 3
- •I think my regular body shots are around 60,000 or so.
- •Yeah she's been watching a RuPaul's Drag Race marathon all day.He was talking about me. For whatever reason. Also the shade implied with "marathon all day". I'll cut him. 🔪
- •I bet you'll never guess what color my coat is.
- •Quick release, my ass.
- •You definitely want something to cover your fingers.
- •[After I hear a pre-pubescent male's voice talking to my husband] "um are you playing video games with children? Is that allowed? Feels illegal."His response: it's fine. He's kicking my butt anyway.
- •Extraction? Yes!
- •[Whispering] Geez. [Then yelling] Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!