THINGS I WANT BUT AM ASHAMED TO ASK FOR
- •For a drag queen to do my makeup one day. Please. I live for drag makeup.
- •For someone to show me how to apply false eyelashes.
- •For someone to take me to Huddle House. (I've never been!)
- •To be a mascot for something. (Specifically to wear the costume and dance in it!)
- •For someone to teach me how to twerk. I've tried and I've failed. This is an important life skill.