THINGS I WANT BUT AM ASHAMED TO ASK FOR

  1. For a drag queen to do my makeup one day. Please. I live for drag makeup.
  2. For someone to show me how to apply false eyelashes.
  3. For someone to take me to Huddle House. (I've never been!)
  4. To be a mascot for something. (Specifically to wear the costume and dance in it!)
  5. For someone to teach me how to twerk. I've tried and I've failed. This is an important life skill.