THINGS THAT COME TO MIND AFTER 3 GLASSES OF WINE

  1. Why is my hair so damn frizzy?
  2. I wonder if people in skyscrapers leave their office lights on at night in order to keep planes away from their building...
  3. Spiders are very misunderstood creatures.
  4. Why am I still wearing my Spanx? It's 11:15pm.