THIS CAT WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS (AND MAY KILL YOU)

This is my friend @KristyTolley's cat and I'm obsessed with her...despite the fact that she might be evil.
  1. You are my slave, human.
  2. I am always watching...
  3. Observing...
  4. Silently stalking...
  5. For the day I rise from my domestic captivity...
  6. Tap into the killer within...
  7. And murder you in your sleep.
  8. Oh, by the way, her name is Lizzie...
  9. As in Borden. Lizzie Borden.
  10. (Insert psycho killer music)