THOUGHTS WHILE DRINKING A $40 BOTTLE OF WINE

Got it FOR FREE.
  1. This is how the other half lives.
  2. Damn this is delicious and smooth.
  3. I'm forever ruined for two-buck-chuck now.
  4. I bet I won't even have a headache in the morning.
    As a matter of fact, my body will probably thank me for consuming this.