WHY BRUNCH IS THE WORST
- •It's indecisive.It's neither breakfast not lunch. It's an ungodly Union of both.
- •It's too current.I loathe trendy shit. This is one of those things. This and sriracha.
- •It's not satisfying.I'm either in a breakfast mood or a lunch mood...not both. I do not want a chicken salad sandwich with scrambled eggs or grits and a spinach quiche. My tastebuds want one or the other.
- •It's bourgie.Self-explanatory.
- •It's always overpriced.Omelette + sausage + biscuit= $7 Omelette + mimosa + grilled chicken = $900