1. It's indecisive.
    It's neither breakfast not lunch. It's an ungodly Union of both.
  2. It's too current.
    I loathe trendy shit. This is one of those things. This and sriracha.
  3. It's not satisfying.
    I'm either in a breakfast mood or a lunch mood...not both. I do not want a chicken salad sandwich with scrambled eggs or grits and a spinach quiche. My tastebuds want one or the other.
  4. It's bourgie.
  5. It's always overpriced.
    Omelette + sausage + biscuit= $7 Omelette + mimosa + grilled chicken = $900
  6. Giphy