WHY MY DOG IS WEIRD

He's a stalker. And he's creepy. And grumpy. But precious.
  1. He likes to watch me through the stair spokes. Example 1...pretty benign.
  2. Example 2...slightly creepier.
  3. Example 3...probably the creepiest.
  4. He lays in very strange positions.
  5. He put himself in time out, apparently.
  6. And is obsessed with the stairs.
  7. He also enjoys hiding under the Christmas tree. Like a present.
  8. And is a corn thief.
  9. Then sometimes I just see this. Stalker.