WHY MY DOG IS WEIRD
He's a stalker. And he's creepy. And grumpy. But precious.
- •He likes to watch me through the stair spokes. Example 1...pretty benign.
- •Example 2...slightly creepier.
- •Example 3...probably the creepiest.
- •He lays in very strange positions.
- •He put himself in time out, apparently.
- •And is obsessed with the stairs.
- •He also enjoys hiding under the Christmas tree. Like a present.
- •And is a corn thief.
- •Then sometimes I just see this. Stalker.