The Seven Deadly Sins, Pizza, and My Compulsive Food Behavior

  1. PRIDE. I'm a good person. I didn't eat any pizza.
  2. GREED. I want ALL the pizza.
  3. ENVY. I want YOUR pizza.
  4. LUST. I WANT pizza.
  5. WRATH. WHO ATE MY PIZZA.
  6. SLOTH. I really want some pizza, but it's way over in the kitchen.
  7. GLUTTONY. You know, pizza.