Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. 90% of all bathes I take I fall asleep during them
  2. I have a bad habit of not looking both ways before I cross the street
  3. I've also almost lethally tripped multiple times but caught myself just in time
  4. I accidentally walked the city of Edinburgh by myself to try to get to a show and I was pretty sure that I was gonna get hit by a car because I am terrible at walking about cities.
  5. I accidentally ran a 5k (that's a whole other list I need to make) and that almost ended up in me getting hit by cars at various parts.