THINGS I WOULD PAY BIG 💰 FOR
I've never been smart with my money
- •My digital camera last seen in a bar in Barcelona in 2009Mostly because it contains hilarious fun house mirror pictures of Erin (@crossetter) looking like Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas and the world deserves to see them.
- •A drunk spongeA theoretical idea discussed many nights in college. You slap on a patch and instantly feel the effects of alcohol without the hard work of drinking--should be more aptly named a drunk patch but for some reason we were very keen on the term sponge.
- •McDonald's grade Coca-Cola soda fountain installed in my apt
- •A personal trainer to help me work off the effects of the McDonald's grade Coca-Cola soda fountain installed in my apt
- •Fast food delivery services
- •The ability to teleport
- •A superpower enabling me to get my students to follow my directions, alwaysIt'll be a cold day in hell before that ever happens.
- •Video footage from when I broke my ankleVery drunk during grad school. Somehow shattered it to pieces falling max 2 feet from a 3 man piggyback ride. Very interested in seeing the playback
- •My dignity back