THINGS MY STUDENTS HAVE SAID TO ME
I've taught elementary, mostly middle, and high school age students--and boy, do they say some things!
- •"So you'll go back on your diet tomorrow?"
- •"The first time I saw you, I thought you were a slut."
- •"Gotta get me one of those snails."Said while petting a turtle.
- •"You MUST be pregnant."To be fair this was after I ate a large bowl of pasta for lunch.
- •"You know they make mascara that doesn't leave clumps."
- •"You're my favorite."
- •"You're my least favorite."
- •"I'll pull on your clitoris if I have to."
- •"So what would it be called if a pig ate bacon?"Asking the tough questions.
- •"Let me squeeze them titties."When confronted, claimed he got it from SpongeBob.
- •"FUCK YOU" immediately followed by "excuse my bad language!!!!"
- •"You're keeping us as slaves!"I most certainly was not.
- •"I'm about to say something to you I don't mean."Proceeded to quote Liam Neeson's telephone speech from Taken.