BAD THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE LONELY

  1. Go on any kind of social media. Get someone to hide your phone in the garage. If you don't have a garage, throw it in the ocean. If you don't have an ocean, move to Cape Cod!
  2. Go impulse shopping for 90s trend items someone told you are back in style. (no you don't need a bucket hat just because you're sad)
  3. Eat KFC in a parking garage
  4. Lie in bed and stare and think and try to sleep
  5. Google stuff you don't really want to know