IF I WAS RIHANNA

  1. I would always be naked pretty much everywhere
  2. I would smoke so much weed
  3. I would make like one music video a year and hang out on my yacht in the Barbados the rest of the time
  4. I would sleep with 17 year olds and no one could say shit
  5. My nail art would be next level
  6. I would get a full length nude portrait commissioned for posterity - maybe it would be 3D
  7. I would record a duet with Elton John
  8. I would make out with Kristen Stewart
  9. I would look at my own ass in the mirror 24/7