- •Flawless skin
- •Stop wasting brain space imagining ways I could run into (and subsequently marry) my film professor at MoMA
- •Read news sources that aren't junot diaz's fb
- •Stop saying "leaving now!" when actually planning on leaving after finishing reading "14 Disney villains you should totally hook up with" listicle
- •Stop buying Jamba Juice while waiting for bus at port authority. (It is never worth it and costs the same as a crop top from forever 21)
- •Stop over-performing sadness on social media because unable to address the events/people responsible for sadness in real life
- •Always squeeze out sponge when done using it. Encourage others to do the same.