1. Flawless skin
  2. Stop wasting brain space imagining ways I could run into (and subsequently marry) my film professor at MoMA
  3. Read news sources that aren't junot diaz's fb
  4. Stop saying "leaving now!" when actually planning on leaving after finishing reading "14 Disney villains you should totally hook up with" listicle
  5. Stop buying Jamba Juice while waiting for bus at port authority. (It is never worth it and costs the same as a crop top from forever 21)
  6. Stop over-performing sadness on social media because unable to address the events/people responsible for sadness in real life
  7. Always squeeze out sponge when done using it. Encourage others to do the same.
  8. Floss