RE: SKILLS I HAVE THAT DON'T BELONG ON A RÉSUMÉ
Inspired by @kellyadoran. Because I had something to say to each one of your points
- 1.No. You can't. You are a superhuman goddess. How is this real? Also, you're blonde? I think? Wow. We have a lot to talk about.
- 2.I totally have clowning on my resume, although I can see how that is irrelevant.
- 4.Also, look at you being here again. Cool.
- 5.Also, hi.