Why I'm Looking Forward to Christmas Break

  1. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
    I can and will watch this movie multiple times.
  2. Baking
  3. No physics will be involved.