WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP

I was so Special and Unique as a child. Did I mention I was in the gifted program?
  1. The sound effects person for Garrison Keillor on his radio show, Prairie Home Companion
  2. For a short time, I wanted to be a fashion designer but I didn't tell anyone because I didn't want to be Like The Other Girls™
  3. I have since matured and am a flaming feminist/decent person
  4. And now I'm back to thinking I'll be the one making the creaky door noises for Garrison Keillor