Careers I'd Pursue If Money Wasn't An Option

I could go on forever.
  1. Stream of consciousness writing
    I have so many words in my head
  2. Photographer of floors, ceilings, and the inside of my purse
  3. Bathroom attendant
    What a goldmine for writing inspiration
  4. Teacher
    Yeah, I said it! They don't get paid enough!
  5. Meme artist
    Those things never get old!
  6. Foot model
    I have the feet of a hobbit, I think there's a market for that kind of thing.
  7. Elevator operator
    It's really more about the uniform