Moving tips

Hey I'm moving because I'm a pro. Listen to me and make your life easier
  1. It really doesn't matter if you bump the walls a little bit, like whatever after moving the couch in you probably won't get your deposit back
  2. Even if you only use your tools once a year this is a great opportunity to show your wife how macho you are
  3. Just remember: righty tighty lefty loosey
  4. Wow there's some nasty crap under couches
  5. Lifting with your legs are lame, they don't call it back breaking work for nothing
  6. Just remember, take your time! You got this