Hey I'm moving because I'm a pro. Listen to me and make your life easier
  1. It really doesn't matter if you bump the walls a little bit, like whatever after moving the couch in you probably won't get your deposit back
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  2. Even if you only use your tools once a year this is a great opportunity to show your wife how macho you are
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  3. Just remember: righty tighty lefty loosey
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  4. Wow there's some nasty crap under couches
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  5. Lifting with your legs are lame, they don't call it back breaking work for nothing
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  6. Just remember, take your time! You got this
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