Things I overheard sat in Golden Gate Park, watching Bay to Breakers

  1. Just because someone had a failure, doesn't mean they are a failure
  2. Ya know, if you sodimize someone while they're sleeping, that's rape!!
  3. You just have to out do them! Over power them with stench!!!!
    Yelled by a mid-30s aged man, after mooning a group of girls who took a break by lying in the middle of the street