1. That jokes about Friends™ really aren't that funny
    The show has been over for over a decade and just because it was added to Netflix two years ago doesn't mean it's still culturally relevant
  2. You don't need to say something like, "I bet you get this all the time."
    Yes, yes I do.
  3. That person has most likely heard a Friends™ reference on a near daily basis for their entire life
  4. Their last name is probably not Bing
  5. They don't want to be called Miss Chanandaler Bong
  6. If the person named Chandler was born before 1994, they were not named after the show
    I came out in '92 Friends™ came out in '94 okay?
  7. This is a PSA