Things my 2.5yr old cousin has said to me

Spending a week with the my favorite tiny human, Miss Lily Pearl
  1. If it has jalapeño in it, don't lick it.
  2. If you ever get stuck in the laundry room. DON'T PANIC, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY!
  3. I'm a movie star!
  4. You live in Minnesota and I live in California with the wild animals
  5. Watch this it's amazing. *runs across room at full speed*
  6. Let's take a selfie *takes out a puzzle piece as a cell phone*
  7. Yeah, that frog was super dead.
  8. JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE
    Basking in the after zoo glow that is seeing a baby giraffe