5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

I'm not as interesting as these pictures make me seem I promise.
  1. 1.
    Hiking 5 miles through Turkey Run in my totally fashionable non-hiking boots (still not sure why I wore those??)
  2. 2.
    This is Harold, the joyful pumpkin. He had a rough start to life but he turned it around and look at him now. Keep your head up, kid.
  3. 3.
    Here's a picture of my feet and some snow and a cigarette. Not much to see here.
  4. 4.
    Snow from last year. Please come back, I love you. But also hate you. But also I love you... this is starting to sound a lot like my last relationship.
  5. 5.
    This was like my first week of college (I think???) Luckily most people found my blatant awkwardness endearing rather than off-putting, and from that awkwardness eventually grew a (slightly) less awkward man with much better hair.