WAYS TO PISS OFF YOUR BARISTA
Please order them a shot instead
- •Hi how may I help you? Or do you not know?
- •It's $2.01 ma'am not $2.00
- •Frappuccinos.Usually in a row
- •Coconut/soy/goat/almond milk frappuccinos
- •Just two ice cubes in your coffee ma'am? Are you sure you don't need four?
- •Picking up a coffee by the lidWhat could go wrong here🤔
- •If you don't want foam, you don't want a cappuccino
- •*stare...stare* would you like to come make it yourself sir?
- •Referring to us by emotions/height/hairWe are not your dog
- •Oh don't trouble yourself with the coffee you pored in an empty garbage holeI'm only changing it two feet away from you
- •*spills coffee on hand* oh that? No worries, I lost all feeing a long time ago
- •Would I like a coffee? No....I don't drink it.