Things comedies think they have to have in order to be funny

I think this list is self explanatory
  1. Vomit
    I don't get it. People throwing up isn't funny. Also— they do that thing when one vomits and then everyone else does it- still not funny.
  2. Bathroom humor
    Diarrhea/farting. Let's just say it hurt me to even type this.
  3. Physical comedy of any sort
    You accidentally fell through a chair. I just don't get it.
  4. Little kids cursing/saying inappropriate things.
    I just don't see the need for this one.