HOW TO: FALL ASLEEP IN 10 EASY STEPS 💤

  1. 1.
    Message your friend about that scary movie you both watched in sixth grade
  2. 2.
    Laugh about it
  3. 3.
    Keep thinking about it until you are shrouded in a cloud of paranoia
  4. 4.
    Laugh about it some more
  5. 5.
    Notice your friend hasn't replied in 3 minutes and 20 seconds and panic about her well being.
    You were only kidding about her keeping her eyes in her sockets!
  6. 6.
    Feel relieved because it's just your wi-fi connectivity that disconnected
  7. 7.
    Feel scared because your wi-fi never disconnects
  8. 8.
    Curl into a hot, sweaty ball to make sure every inch of your body is covered in sheets
  9. 9.
    For protection purposes of course
  10. 10.
    Fall into a light, anxious sleep at 3am. Phone clutched to your chest. Flashlight mode still on.