1. Message your friend about that scary movie you both watched in sixth grade
  2. Laugh about it
  3. Keep thinking about it until you are shrouded in a cloud of paranoia
  4. Laugh about it some more
  5. Notice your friend hasn't replied in 3 minutes and 20 seconds and panic about her well being.
    You were only kidding about her keeping her eyes in her sockets!
  6. Feel relieved because it's just your wi-fi connectivity that disconnected
  7. Feel scared because your wi-fi never disconnects
  8. Curl into a hot, sweaty ball to make sure every inch of your body is covered in sheets
  9. For protection purposes of course
  10. Fall into a light, anxious sleep at 3am. Phone clutched to your chest. Flashlight mode still on.