REASONS I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HAIR

  1. 1.
    I'm too lazy to change my bedsheets.
    Clean hair will only soak up all the grease from previous nights!!!
  2. 2.
    My mind seems to zone out between the hours of 5PM-1AM.
    At this point, the only option is a full body wash since blow drying my hair this late at night will only awaken the wrath that is my mother.
  3. 3.
    I made a pact with myself I'd do the deed right after working out - I didn't realize it was possible to stay lying in the same spot for an entire week.
  4. 4.
    Binge watching Jake Gyllenhaal interviews on YouTube makes me forget about the sad, crunchy nest sitting atop my head.
  5. 5.
    Save for running outside to take out the trash, I have yet to leave my house in days.
    I have no problem with this.