REASONS I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HAIR
- 1.I'm too lazy to change my bedsheets.Clean hair will only soak up all the grease from previous nights!!!
- 2.My mind seems to zone out between the hours of 5PM-1AM.At this point, the only option is a full body wash since blow drying my hair this late at night will only awaken the wrath that is my mother.
- 3.I made a pact with myself I'd do the deed right after working out - I didn't realize it was possible to stay lying in the same spot for an entire week.
- 4.Binge watching Jake Gyllenhaal interviews on YouTube makes me forget about the sad, crunchy nest sitting atop my head.
- 5.Save for running outside to take out the trash, I have yet to leave my house in days.I have no problem with this.