THINGS THAT BOTHER ME MORE THAN THEY SHOULD

  1. People who eat eggs with only a fork
    I'm not sure why, but I begin to feel sick if you don't eat eggs with a fork AND knife.
  2. The toilet lid being up
    Ugh this is the height of impropriety. Also, people who pee with the door open
  3. People who claim they're too busy
    But you KNOW that they're not actually busy. You can always make time.
  4. Roommates who leave egg shells in the sink
    I have a lot of egg related issues
  5. People who leave one solitary cracker in the cracker box
    Just eat it?!?!
  6. The phrase "for cheap"
    "I bought this sweater for cheap" THATS NOT PROPER GRAMMAR! STOPPPPPP!